Greetings and salutations, Sir and/or Madam, and welcome to Inkvein. As if you couldn't tell by the background, it's the official home of Snuffy Livingston on the webbernets. Here you can find hosted all of my fanfiction -- that is, all, A), that is complete and, B), that I am willing to share.

If you're lost and feeling confused, I reccommend looking at the FAQ section, because I'll be damned if I'm going to explain the same asinine questions twice. If you couldn't care less about any of this and want to get youro greedy little paws on some fic, knock yourself out. If you're interested in selling me your soul signing up for my mailing list, feel free. Finally, if you deem it necessary to sue me or contact me, please go to the disclaimer and the contact page, respectively.

You may be wondering what makes Inkvein different from all the other personal fanfic archives out there. Or maybe you aren't. But either way I'm going to tell you.

... Actually, I don't feel like it. But trust me, they're awesome reasons.

Also, please to be heeding the following blanket warning...

WARNING: This website contains words. Lots and lots of words. Sometimes, these words may be put into orders of which you do not approve. If this is the case, I strongly reccommend that you don't read the words, as it will save us both a lot of time and grief. These words may deal with aardvarks, sandwiches, or aardvarks eating sandwiches. They also might deal with two people of the same gender falling in love and/or having sex, so don't say I didn't warn you. If you're a parent who is distressed by the fact that your child is reading these words against your will, kindly SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Seriously. It's not my responsibility to monitor your kids, nor is it the job of ANY webmaster/webmistress. If you don't want your kids here, DO WHAT A GOOD PARENT WOULD DO AND MONITOR THEM. I didn't drag your kids here kicking and screaming, and you're a douchebag. You can't sue me, I didn't do anything, so go to hell, plzkthnx.